Here I go out to sea again The sunshine fills my hair And dreams hang in the air Gulls in the sky and in my blue eyes You know it feels unfair There’s magic everywhere [CHORUS:] Look at me standing Here on my own again Up straight in the sunshine No need to run and […]
“There’s a giraffe that’s been waiting to give birth for six months on the internet”, said a woman in the charity shop. I was clutching a giraffe funny noise maker, turning it over and over. “EEEEOOOOOOWWWWWOOOOO”, “EEEEWWOOAAAWWOOOAOOWWOOOO”. “Will you stop it, Nathan” “But, you bought it for me” “It doesn’t matter” Two days later, April […]