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Having a giraffe

“There’s a giraffe that’s been waiting to give birth for six months on the internet”, said a woman in the charity shop. I was clutching a giraffe funny noise maker, turning it over and over. “EEEEOOOOOOWWWWWOOOOO”, “EEEEWWOOAAAWWOOOAOOWWOOOO”. “Will you stop it, Nathan” “But, you bought it for me” “It doesn’t matter” Two days later, April […]

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