Bodiam Castle. Honestly, it’s worse than Quinoa. The locals pronounce it Bodgem, and that’s the end of that.
As you can see Bodiam Castle is a proper castle. It has the prerequisite turrets, moat and drawbridge. It is probably one of the best preserved from the era (14th Century).
The castle made its fame in the Monty Python film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, as Swamp Castle.
You’re using coconuts!